"How old is Grandpa, Jack?" "Too old."

This weekend we went to Ohio to celebrate Brian's dad's birthday. Jack rehearsed "Happy Birthday" at random all weekend, and insisted on being front and center for all the events, especially opening Grandpa's cards and presents for him (at a breakneck pace) and blowing out his candles, twice. Most precious was when he was asked how old his grandpa was -- the correct answer is 60 -- and Jack answered, "Too old." Perhaps he meant the same age as him ("Two old"), but "Too old" was much, much more funny.